Ask eris anything: The Advice Column Thread

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Originally posted by Jessykat:
dear eris,

i had a bit of a feminist fit after a recent therapy session, which resulted in the beating and pink-ifying of a random woman on the street. i dressed her in all the pink i could find, and then i beat her until she was no longer moving, allowing myself to vent my frustration at the pink way-too-feminist community. my therapist has noticed a great calm in me since this event, however she is concerned about the poor woman i vandalized. quite frankly, i don't have any regrets whatsoever. should i really be spending this much on therapy?

-Born Again Feminist

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<font size="2" face="Comic sans ms, Helvetica, sans-serif">Right like that. Get her, Bran...

Dear eris,

I was recently accosted on the street by an angry young woman. Not only did she beat me senseless, but she dressed me up in pink clothing and accessories. My question is this. How might I go about getting in touch with this girl?

-Pretty in Pink

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Originally posted by JaceSan:
Dear eris,

I was recently accosted on the street by an angry young woman. Not only did she beat me senseless, but she dressed me up in pink clothing and accessories. My question is this. How might I go about getting in touch with this girl?

-Pretty in Pink

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<font size="2" face="Comic sans ms, Helvetica, sans-serif">Stand on the street corner and where pink. She'll be around.

*runs even faster*

Dear Eris,

Do you think anyone really cares anymore?

*runs faster*

*realizes there's a better way*

*leaps into car and chases down Jely*

*sees car bearing down on her*

*ducks into a narrow alleyway and begins running a twisted path*

Which, oddly enough, she's been doing most of her life. :)

*rimshot*

*climbs fire escape of a nearby apartment building and begins jumping from roof to roof*